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The Companion's Memoirs

((*pokes her list of followers* Inara is feeling frisky…any takers?))

— Send me an “Are you okay?” to find my muse in one of their weak moments

(Source: the-divine-tragedy)

Guardians of the Galaxy Inspired Memes -- Send one for my muses reaction

"I'm gonna die, surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
"You just want to suck the joy out of everything!"
"I look around, and you know what i see? Losers!"
"I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together again."
"If we're gonna work together you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."
"Quit smiling you idiot, we're supposed to be professionals."
"You are the one person that I do NOT take seriously."
"I don't learn. One of my issues."
"I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else."
"Why would you want to save the galaxy?"
"There's a little pee coming out of me."
"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
"Where did you learn to do that?"
"I will no longer be your slave!"
"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
"I have PART of a plan!"
"They got my dick message!"
"I am not a princess!"

— MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!

(Source: rpmemes-gallery)